Don't blame the patient!
In a Chronic Fatigue Syndrome (CFS) and Fibromyalgia (FMS) Support Group that I ran for five years, we used to joke about a tongue-in-cheek doctor visit scenario:
The patient speaks up, "Doctor, I need your help. I need answers now. What is wrong with me?"
"Ma'am, it's a good news/ bad news situation. First the good news. You have (blank- fill in the name of either illness- either FMS or CFS). You're not going to die."
The woman smiles, but then worry lines appear on her face. "Okay, but what's the bad news?"
The doctor replies blandly, "You have (blank) and you're not going to die."
(The woman stares into space....)


































